looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student
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The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
hate to be that guy but 400 N is only 100x Fg if Gravity is acting upon an object in free fall which has a mass of .4 kg. A “normal” baby has a mass of about 3.6 kg. Fg would be about 36 N. 100 x Fg is 3600 N. Further, IIRC, the Tongue is *actually* the strongest muscle by weight.
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Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.
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15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
Wow, God is amazing.
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He-Dad by Jesse Cline [website | facebook]
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Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.
Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.
Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.
Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.
Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.
Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!



